I’ve heard about women who don’t know they’re pregnant or are in denial about being pregnant for several months of their pregnancy. TLC even has a show dedicated to the phenomenon of ‘not knowing.’ But what I haven’t heard is a story about a woman visiting a doctor to explore the changes occurring in her body only to be told that she has an unknown mass growing rather than a fetus. UMM?

Irregardless, why is this woman announcing her surprise via Facebook?! Shock value? If it were me, I’d send a private email explaining what a “wacky world” it is, hoping my friends wouldn’t think I’m insane. Not Nicole! Bring on the Q&A! You’ve got questions - she’s got half-assed answers! Q: “When did you find out?” A: “Thursday.” Q: “And how the f%ck are you just now finding out that you’re 28 weeks along??” A: “The first 'doctor’ I went to said I had a mass growing in my stomach. That mass turned out to be a baby.” Hmmm, OK, thanks for the explanation! When’s the shower? A year after the baby’s born?

(submitted by Anonymous)