You, Yes You, Could Win An Autoblow 2!

UPDATE: The contest is now closed and the winners have successfully claimed their Autoblows. Thank you to all who entered, you all stepped up your game, and we appreciate all the comments. 

Alright Fleshbot readers, I'm putting you on notice! You guys don't comment much. Well, now's your chance to comment for a cause! We have three Autoblow 2 sex toys that we're giving away to our lucky readers, but there's a catch. It's a comment contest!

If you've been living under a rock, the Autoblow 2 is a major breakthrough in blowjob simulation technology. Their Indiegogo campaign raised close to 600% of its goal, their advertising campaign is pretty awesome, and, well, just look at it in action...

If you would like to be entered for a chance to win one of three Autoblow 2 sex toys, you must leave a comment on this post! But before you begin commenting like mad, there are some ground rules we need to go over...

• First, keep it positive. If your comment is, "You're site sux," or something to that effect, you're not going to win. You just aren't, sorry. Pull out the thesaurus, check your grammar, and be creative. 
• Second, no spam. I'm sure your website is awesome and we'll make it a point to visit it some time, but don't post links to anything, okay?
• Finally, quality over quantity. Don't comment three hundred times in hopes of increasing your odds of winning. The winners will not be selected at random, we're actually going to read the comments and pick the three best ones to receive an Autoblow 2.

You've got from now until 9am CST on Monday October 20th to comment, so take some time, think it over, maybe write a few drafts before posting anything. This thing retails for $179, so we're not just going to hand them out to anyone. Keep it civil, try to be clever, and think before you post. 

*THE FINE PRINT: Winners will be contacted via email, so please make sure the e-mail address linked to your Disqus account is up-to-date before entering. Fleshbot does not ship prizes outside the United States. Winners will be chosen at random by our editing staff at 12:00 pm CST on Monday, October 20th 2014.