Story Hour
What would S. do without friends like M.? There’s nothing like being told what to do by your friends, amirite? Or, in S.’s case, being told what to do by your friends twice.
M. sounds like one of those lunatics who believes she exists solely to “educate” people about her life experiences. Thinking about taking a tropical vacation? She’s got mad recommendations! Aren’t sure who to vote for? M.’s got the 411. I can’t wait to enlighten my dad-to-be buddies with her helpful advice. “SHE OWNS YOU. Period. YOU DO NOT MATTER.” The only thing she forgot to mention was the Push Present.
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