This submission prompted me to do a Google image search for “everything that’s wrong with America.” Not surprisingly, the first page includes Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney, Britney Spears, Heidi and Spencer, and yes, Walmart. Cue to the Lady In Red asking Facebook for her Walmart Associate Name.
For the record, the name Enos has nothing to do with Afghanistan. (Shocking, I know.) And if we’re playing the Name Comparison Game, the sort of (?) phonetically-spelled names Paityn and Braeden aren’t scoring any points. Especially when they’re mentioned in a nonsensical status update about “peh-tels.” Nice try, Lady In Red.
(submitted by Anonymous)
PS: If you Follow Me on Twitter, you know I just adopted this kitten! Aww. PPS: We haven’t decided on a name yet, but we’re kicking around Sequel, Justyce, Avrum Zoilo and Tom. Feel free to suggest one in the comments!
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