If you thought CryptoKitties were frivolous, wait until you hear about “Lovecoin.”
Anyone suffering from extreme levels of both crypto and general romanticism can now waste discretionary funds on one of the latest token trinkets built on Ethereum: Lovecoin.
According to the Lovecoin website, Lovecoin is not only a ‘digital asset,’ it is, “A Precious Gift to Your Precious One !!”
After all, nothing says love like an ERC 20 token still waiting to find out if it is an unlicensed security.
But what is Lovecoin, you ask? The website is happy to tell you- in cutely romantic, slightly broken English:
“Lovecoin is a digital asset created in Ethereum blockchain. Each of it is unique and mapped to a unique place in “Universal Wall of Love”. You can Buy Lovecoin, Gift Lovecoin or Resell it. Gift it and create a unique ‘Lovedentity’ in Blockchain. Yes…Your love is ‘Blockchained’, no one can Destroy it or Duplicate it; an everlasting manifest of your Love.”
Actually, I’m pretty sure this is not a joke.
Why inscribe your love directly onto the Ethereum blockchain as an encrypted note for zero ether down and just a small transaction fee when you blow ether on Lovecoin and, “engrave the meaning of your relationship in WoL spot,” LoveCoin’s rapturous “Universal Wall of Love” pictured below:
But hold on! “You are not done yet, Lovecoin is just the beginning. It is your secret key to Lovers Paradise, an exclusive cyberspace for lovers with full of surprises,” says the website.
Surprises like what? Like maybe my LoveCoin never really appreciating because it has no value to anyone but me? What a killjoy thought.
Sorry- because of somewhat elaborate registration procedures, I couldn’t figure out how much LoveCoin will cost you at this time. I can however tell you that, according to CoinMarketCap.com, a cryptocurrency with the ticker LOVE briefly traded in 2014 for between point zero zero-two cents to point eight cents. I should say, however, that there is a pretty good chance that LOVE was some kind of porn coin, probability-speaking.
Still you really should see the Lovecoin website. “It’s so Lovely..!!”
Money may not buy you love, but it can sure buy a lot of frivolity.
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