The ChiCom spy balloon – which needs a snappy nickname – has floated its way southeastward into the Central United States Pentagon officials said at a press briefing Friday afternoon.
Republican Kansas Senator Roger Marshall tweeted it was over northeastern Kansas, adding that his “staff is in contact with law enforcement officials,” like local sheriffs are going to be able to just pull out their service pistols and shoot the fucker down from 75,000 feet or however high it is.