Cat puns
What follows is my comprehensive list of cat puns, which I frequently re-fur to. I hope you find them useful, fur-end.
- Fur real = For real
- Purr-fect = Perfect
- Litter-ally = Literally
- Meow = Now
- Kitten me = Kidding me
- Claw-ful = Awful
- Paw-some = Awesome
- Paw-sitive = Positive
- Purr-sonal = Personal
- Purr-suasion = Persuasion
- Fur-tunate = Fortunate
- Un-fur-tunate = Unfortunate
- Paw-fer = Prefer
- Fur-ever = Forever
- Lion = Lying
- Hiss-terical = Hysterical
- Paw-don me = Pardon me
- Feline = Feeling
- Su-purr-ior = Superior
- Claw-ver = Clever
- Tail = Tell
- Fur-miliar = Familiar
- Tail-ent = Talent
- Meow-ntain = Mountain
- Paws = Pause
- Cat-titude = Attitude
- In-fur-ior = Inferior
- Cat-ch = Catch
- Meow-sician = Musician
- Tail = Tale
- Hiss-tory = History
- Disa-purr-ance = Disappearance
- Cat-astrophe = Catastrophe
- Be-claws = Because
- Furry = Very
- Paw-table = Portable
- Furred = Third (thanks Stan!)
- Meta-furr-kitty = Metaphorically (thanks that one anon!)
- Litter-a-ture = Literature (thanks Catattack!)
- Claw-some = Awesome (thanks Karley CoolGirl!)
- Purr-haps = Perhaps (thanks Steve!)
- Won-fur-ful = Wonderful (thanks guy!)
- Mew = You (thanks Nepeta Lejion!)
- Fur-ward = Forward (thanks Meulin Leijon!)
- Bo-fur = Bother (thanks Meulin Leijon!)
- Pounce to my level = Get on my level (thanks Ashley Getchell!)
- Help meow-t = Help me out (thanks Yes!)
- Cat = Get/got (thanks tom!)
- Mew = New (thanks Vriska Serket!)
- Fur-get = Forget (thanks Vriska Serket!)
- Paw-lease = Please (thanks Dre!)
- Paw-y = Sorry (thanks Dre!)
- Purr-ns = Puns (thanks Jessica Leslie!)
- Con-cat-ulations = Congratulations (thanks Jessica Leslie!)
- Fur-end = Friend (thanks Jessica Leslie!)
- Paw-sibly = Possibly (thanks Cat lady!)
- Paw-sibility = Possibility (thanks Cat lady!)
- Fur-ious = Furious (thanks deeds!)
- A-paw-ling = Appalling (thanks Matias!)
- Pre-paw-sterous = Preposterous (thanks Daniel!)
- Purr-ince = Prince (thanks LSTheNinjaKitten!)
- Purr-incess = Princess (thanks LSTheNinjaKitten!)
- Hy-purr-kitty-cal = Hypocritical (thanks SAK!)
- Hy-purr-cat = Hypocrite (thanks SAK!)
- Un-cat-fur-a-bell = Uncomfortable (thanks Brenda!)
- Cat-s all = That’s all (thanks Jerry F.!)
- Fur-st degree purr-der = First degree murder (thanks Phillop Henry Deckerd!)
- Con-fur-sing = Confusing (thanks anon!)
- Cat-lateral damage = Collateral damage (thanks Connor Gilchrist!)
- Cat-atonic = Catatonic (thanks M Reese!)
- Purr-iceless = Priceless (thanks Leo!)
- Claw-st = Lost (thanks hux!)
- Cat-astrophic = Catastrophic (thanks Expllitic!)
- Mew-nimum = Minimum (thanks Booyahman!)
- Mew-sic = Music (thanks Booyahman!)
- Purr-gress = Progress (thanks Booyahman!)
- Purr-gressive = Progressive (thanks Booyahman!)
- Purr-ks = Perks (thanks desire68025!)
- Mew-sery = Misery (thanks the spider in your shower!)
- Konnichi-paw = Konnichiwa (thanks the spider in your shower!)
- Litter = Litre (thanks the spider in your shower!)
- Purr-ecious = Precious (thanks the spider in your shower!)
- In-fur-delity = Infidelity (thanks the spider in your shower!)
- Meow-velous = Marvellous (thanks the spider in your shower!)
- Hiss-terical = Hysterical (thanks the spider in your shower!)
- Suf-fur = Suffer (thanks the spider in your shower!)
- Purr-suasion = Persuasion (thanks the spider in your shower!)
- Mew-b = Noob/Moob/Boob (thanks the spider in your shower!)
- Purr-cat-stinate = Procrastinate (thanks the spider in your shower!)
- Claw-sion = Caution (thanks the spider in your shower!)
- Cat-tholics = Catholics (thanks the spider in your shower!)
- Meow-slims = Muslims (thanks the spider in your shower!)
- Cr-hiss-tians = Christians (thanks the spider in your shower!)
- Mew-ish = Jewish (thanks the spider in your shower!)
- Paw-purr-sition = Proposition (thanks EpicEIF!)
- Purr-ty = Pretty (thanks Meow!)
- Tox-hiss-ity = Toxicity (thanks Paris Hunter!)
Cat themed words:
- Paw
- Meow
- Kitten
- Claw
- Fur
- Stroke
- Hiss
- Tail
- Cat
- Purr
- Litter
- Mew
- Feline (thanks Kuen-Wah Cheung!)