Cat puns

What follows is my comprehensive list of cat puns, which I frequently re-fur to. I hope you find them useful, fur-end.

  • Fur real = For real
  • Purr-fect = Perfect
  • Litter-ally = Literally
  • Meow = Now
  • Kitten me = Kidding me
  • Claw-ful = Awful
  • Paw-some = Awesome
  • Paw-sitive = Positive
  • Purr-sonal = Personal
  • Purr-suasion = Persuasion
  • Fur-tunate = Fortunate
  • Un-fur-tunate = Unfortunate
  • Paw-fer = Prefer
  • Fur-ever = Forever
  • Lion = Lying
  • Hiss-terical = Hysterical
  • Paw-don me = Pardon me
  • Feline = Feeling
  • Su-purr-ior = Superior
  • Claw-ver = Clever
  • Tail = Tell
  • Fur-miliar = Familiar
  • Tail-ent = Talent
  • Meow-ntain = Mountain
  • Paws = Pause
  • Cat-titude = Attitude
  • In-fur-ior = Inferior
  • Cat-ch = Catch
  • Meow-sician = Musician
  • Tail = Tale
  • Hiss-tory = History
  • Disa-purr-ance = Disappearance
  • Cat-astrophe = Catastrophe
  • Be-claws = Because
  • Furry = Very
  • Paw-table = Portable
  • Furred = Third (thanks Stan!)
  • Meta-furr-kitty = Metaphorically (thanks that one anon!)
  • Litter-a-ture = Literature (thanks Catattack!)
  • Claw-some = Awesome (thanks Karley CoolGirl!)
  • Purr-haps = Perhaps (thanks Steve!)
  • Won-fur-ful = Wonderful (thanks guy!)
  • Mew = You (thanks Nepeta Lejion!)
  • Fur-ward = Forward (thanks Meulin Leijon!)
  • Bo-fur = Bother (thanks Meulin Leijon!)
  • Pounce to my level = Get on my level (thanks Ashley Getchell!)
  • Help meow-t = Help me out (thanks Yes!)
  • Cat = Get/got (thanks tom!)
  • Mew = New (thanks Vriska Serket!)
  • Fur-get = Forget (thanks Vriska Serket!)
  • Paw-lease = Please (thanks Dre!)
  • Paw-y = Sorry (thanks Dre!)
  • Purr-ns = Puns (thanks Jessica Leslie!)
  • Con-cat-ulations = Congratulations (thanks Jessica Leslie!)
  • Fur-end = Friend (thanks Jessica Leslie!)
  • Paw-sibly = Possibly (thanks Cat lady!)
  • Paw-sibility = Possibility (thanks Cat lady!)
  • Fur-ious = Furious (thanks deeds!)
  • A-paw-ling = Appalling (thanks Matias!)
  • Pre-paw-sterous = Preposterous (thanks Daniel!)
  • Purr-ince = Prince (thanks LSTheNinjaKitten!)
  • Purr-incess = Princess (thanks LSTheNinjaKitten!)
  • Hy-purr-kitty-cal = Hypocritical (thanks SAK!)
  • Hy-purr-cat = Hypocrite (thanks SAK!)
  • Un-cat-fur-a-bell = Uncomfortable (thanks Brenda!)
  • Cat-s all = That’s all (thanks Jerry F.!)
  • Fur-st degree purr-der = First degree murder (thanks Phillop Henry Deckerd!)
  • Con-fur-sing = Confusing (thanks anon!)
  • Cat-lateral damage = Collateral damage (thanks Connor Gilchrist!)
  • Cat-atonic = Catatonic (thanks M Reese!)
  • Purr-iceless = Priceless (thanks Leo!)
  • Claw-st = Lost (thanks hux!)
  • Cat-astrophic = Catastrophic (thanks Expllitic!)
  • Mew-nimum = Minimum (thanks Booyahman!)
  • Mew-sic = Music (thanks Booyahman!)
  • Purr-gress = Progress (thanks Booyahman!)
  • Purr-gressive = Progressive (thanks Booyahman!)
  • Purr-ks = Perks (thanks desire68025!)
  • Mew-sery = Misery (thanks the spider in your shower!)
  • Konnichi-paw = Konnichiwa (thanks the spider in your shower!)
  • Litter = Litre (thanks the spider in your shower!)
  • Purr-ecious = Precious (thanks the spider in your shower!)
  • In-fur-delity = Infidelity (thanks the spider in your shower!)
  • Meow-velous = Marvellous (thanks the spider in your shower!)
  • Hiss-terical = Hysterical (thanks the spider in your shower!)
  • Suf-fur = Suffer (thanks the spider in your shower!)
  • Purr-suasion = Persuasion (thanks the spider in your shower!)
  • Mew-b = Noob/Moob/Boob (thanks the spider in your shower!)
  • Purr-cat-stinate = Procrastinate (thanks the spider in your shower!)
  • Claw-sion = Caution (thanks the spider in your shower!)
  • Cat-tholics = Catholics (thanks the spider in your shower!)
  • Meow-slims = Muslims (thanks the spider in your shower!)
  • Cr-hiss-tians = Christians (thanks the spider in your shower!)
  • Mew-ish = Jewish (thanks the spider in your shower!)
  • Paw-purr-sition = Proposition (thanks EpicEIF!)
  • Purr-ty = Pretty (thanks Meow!)
  • Tox-hiss-ity = Toxicity (thanks Paris Hunter!)

Cat themed words:

  • Paw
  • Meow
  • Kitten
  • Claw
  • Fur
  • Stroke
  • Hiss
  • Tail
  • Cat
  • Purr
  • Litter
  • Mew
  • Feline (thanks Kuen-Wah Cheung!)