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Wed June 12, 2024
	Breaking News: Someone died somewhere. That is all source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	13
	The bar in idaho that's offering free booze to straight customers in June is also hosting an anti-vax dating meet up source: hngn.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	On this day in history, in 1982, One million people demonstrated in New York City against nuclear weapons. While the cynical today might believe nothing changed, the NYPD was at least prevented from having nukes source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	#mprraccoon, we hardly knew ye source: mprnews.org \| share: Copy Link	7
	When a Fine man dies source: huffpost.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Police do nothing when a man tells his bosses that he is going to leave bodies lying around unless he gets a raise source: 9news.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Your Honor, how will I start a race war without my guns? source: thehill.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	SEPTA wins the highest award for safety and security? I guess the other competitors were the subway systems of San Salvador, Cuidad Juarez, and Cape Town? source: nbcphiladelphia.com \| share: Copy Link	13
(earth)	Photoshop this crowded island source: cdn.downtoearth.org.in \| share: Copy Link	11
	US teacher stabbed in China says he didn't realize what was happening, is more used to students with AR-15s source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Small Texas town vs the Mormon church's building of a massive new temple. Get your popcorn ready source: chron.com \| share: Copy Link	66
	Five dead dogs and foxes found floating in Epsom garden pond in 'incredibly suspicious scenario' that will inevitably attract 567 eccentric and/or damaged British TV detectives to the case source: getsurrey.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	10
	Surprisingly, the whole "Cement Ship" thing didn't work out. Who knew ? source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	60
	17 room mansion is free. There is one tiny catch. Bonus was once connected to underground railroad source: phillyvoice.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Despite two reckless driving charges and over $80,000 in fines, the Belltown Hellcat continues its reign of terror on the Seattle streets source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	80
	Pittsburgh parks to go without water fountains for the entire year because only one man in the entire city is capable of turning a wrench source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	On this day in history, in 1987, President Reagan challenged Gorbachev to "Tear down this wall," after a last-minute change was made to his speech which had previously read "Wipe that thing off your head" source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Russian vessels conduct missile drills in Atlantic on way to Cuba. Oh Crap We're Out of Coal, On Fire, And Sinking drills on deck next source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	"Try writing a book, dude. That's difficult." -Sir Ridley Scott. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Difficult Edition source: farkfiction.net \| share: Copy Link	34
	If you're delivering food for DoorDash, please note that it is against company policy to go up to a customer's porch and say "Here's your food, [N-word]" source: atlantablackstar.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	Photoshop this leaper and layer source: pbs.twimg.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Man who virtually attended zoom court hearing over his suspended license while driving finally gets his learners permit source: atlantablackstar.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	ISS astronauts now living with a drug-busting 'superbug' that mutated in orbit. This has all the makings of another Alien movie source: the-sun.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	Sold as is with no disclosure source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	92
	Couple thought it was a wise decision to talk themselves out of a burglary charge by admitting to cattle rustling. In Oklahoma. Now facing 27 life sentences source: kswo.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	Boeing Starliner that reached ISS despite being a Boeing product now can't leave, because it's a Boeing product source: futurism.com \| share: Copy Link	93
	Tactical assault scooter turns out to be a poor choice for fleeing from police source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Once again, the Pope shows he's been to mass lately source: rawstory.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Today Subby learned the Bernstein Bears were named after their creator Nelson Mandela source: phillyvoice.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Respectfully submitting the worst formatted, ugliest article ever posted for consideration source: theverge.com \| share: Copy Link	79
	Teaching and attending school just got a lot more interesting. "It's not illegal to teach drunk" source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Isn't that just Mardi Gras? source: nola.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Greece shuts down Acropolis to protect tourists from heat. Is it not hot anywhere else? source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Southern Florida residents get 8 inches in 3 hours. Good thing they banned climate change or it could have been much worse source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	New Jersey wants your baby's blood source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes cuts from Chameleons UK, Devo, Stan Ridgway, and The Psychedelic Furs. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #612. Starts @1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	102
	CNN isn't finished milking the Gabby Petito/Brian Laundrie story yet. Now they just need to find a way to connect it to Malaysia Airlines flight 370 and they'll have the Holy Grail of news stories to run with forever source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	My asshole son just shot me source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	Q: Why do so many chatbots and fake online accounts use female personas? A: What are you, some kind of moron? source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	56
	Subby would hold ALL the world records if this became more commonplace source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Old and busted: alpha males. New hotness: sigma shiatheads. Next big thing: Gamma guys source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	138
	Russian warship with hypersonic missiles spotted by cruise ship off the coast of Florida. Florida Man offers to defend the state with his homemade rocket launcher source: express.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	74
	Not sure if this is a news story or a Netflix pitch: A Chicago-based female hitman is hired by a father and son to wipe out a rival family. She travels to Birmingham, England and disguises herself in a hijab to carry out the hit, but her gun jams source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	54
	Inflation holding steady at an annual rate of 3.4%, according to just released data. Your move, Fed source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	128
	The UK is enjoying a Victorian Renaissance. Today, it's gout source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	23
	Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd kill you and everyone you care about source: poughkeepsiejournal.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Apparently the people of Oregon love flying blubber, hundreds have signed a petition to blow up a rotting beached whale - 50 years after the famous TNT failure (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	41
(Some Lightning Bug Guy)	Photoshop this illuminated infestation source: assets.simpleviewinc.com \| share: Copy Link	14
(qcnews.com)	Very good girl, Alaska is one of Novant Health Huntersville's 5 therapy dogs. She and her owner/handler spread love, comfort and smiles to the patients, their families & hospital staff. Please welcome them to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: qcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	140
	Phony 'news' portals surpass US newspaper sites. Welcome to Fark source: phys.org \| share: Copy Link	94

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