The Quest for Foo

crashbox

Nov 11th, 2011

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<cfset list1 = "Run,Hop,Skip,Crawl,Jump">
<cfset tverb = listToArray (list1, ",")>
<cfset list2 = "Alabama,Memphis,Walmart,the Superdome,Moobys">
<cfset flocation = listToArray (list2, ",")>
<cfset list3 = "Lord Vader,Dick Cheney,the Joker,Michele Bachmann,the Black Knight">
<cfset villain = listToArray (list3, ",")>
<cfset list4 = "Kill,Maim,Noogie,Fuck,Tickle">
<cfset averb = listToArray (list4, ",")>
<cfset list5 = "peace,harmony,unity,drunkenness,civil unrest">
<cfset ideal = listToArray (list5, ",")>
<cfset list6 = "the Force,the CF community,the New Orleans Saints,Crouch End in London,the Round Table">
<cfset hlocation = listToArray (list6, ",")>
<cfset list7 = "Boyzoid's Cooler,the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch,Tim Cunningham's bow-tie,Drew Brees' helmet,my pants">
<cfset item = listToArray (list7, ",")>
<cfset i = RandRange(1, 5)>
<cfset j = RandRange(1, 5)>
<cfset k = RandRange(1, 5)>
<cfset m = RandRange(1, 5)>
<cfset n = RandRange(1, 5)>
<cfset p = RandRange(1, 5)>
<cfset q = RandRange(1, 5)>
<cfoutput>
#tverb[i]# to #flocation[j]# and find #villain[k]#. #averb[m]#
<cfif k is 4>her<cfelse>him</cfif>
and bring back #item[q]# so that #ideal[n]# can be returned to #hlocation[p]#.
</cfoutput>

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