AntiKris’ rules of thumb for smart eating
1. Dont eat foods that look like diarrhea. If it looks like soupy poo prior to eating it, it will most likely give you the runs.
2. Dont eat fish that smells like a Chinatown hooker’s vagina. It’s probably bad.
3. Dont eat at a place called Curry In A Hurry. Curry should not be hurried. ;)
4. Dont mix Jameson and ice cream.
5. Any place that sells Sushi AND Mexican is probably a bad idea