Status Saturday: 10 Weird Facebook Status Updates
Pieter posted in "Status updates". 14 years, 12 months ago
The 10 statuses for our 10th edition of Status Saturday are brought to you by Wape, Jacksonville’s #1 Hit Music Station Online:
wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
is boycotting shampoo and demanding real poo!
is modest and proud of it!
is with your girlfriend.
is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that [insert name] may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if [insert name] is right for you.
is brought to you by the letters W, T and F.
is so vain. [He/She] probably thinks this status is about [him/her].
is so broke that [he/she]’s going to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
wonders… What is the speed of dark?
is reading other statuses but your status is important to [him/her]. Please stay online and your status will be read in priority sequence. Approximate wait time 17 min.
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