Gjallarhorn - A Destiny Parody (Starlight)

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2016Aug 13

I received enough positive feedback from everyone that I decided to make another Destiny parody. This time I dedicated an entire song to the joy and pain that came from having... or not having... the most powerful exotic gun from year one: Gjallarhorn (and, of course, the pain of having it become nullified in year two). Fun Fact: August 14th also happens to be the first anniversary of Gjallarhorn Day (The day Xur finally resold the coveted weapon). My voice may not be best suited for rock ballads but I think it turned out decent enough... hope you enjoy! Creative Contributors: Creative Director, Lyrics, Voice and Lead Video Capture Artist/Editor: XBOX LIVE: IIIRINGOIII | PSN: LLLRINGOLLL | / illringolli Assistant Creative Director / Choreographer and Video Capture Artist: PSN: Sephy79 Lyrics: Year one Had only one truly exotic gun The only one to use in PVE At least according to requirements from LFG Gjallarhorn We all were chasing after Gjallarhorn Grinding raids on weekly reset Because the Nightfall Strike hadn’t dropped one yet Explode you with Wolfpack Rounds I just want to explode You with Wolfpack Rounds Year two All we had were memories of you With only 170 light All the bosses you would burn now stay alive Oh I wish I would have known I should have bought you back in week two When Xur was selling you RNG that tests my patience Tea bag the chest no correlations Still hasn’t dropped no explanations Useless guns as consolations Explode you with Wolfpack Rounds I just want to explode You with Wolfpack Rounds Now the Iron Lords Laid forth a quest from which you I can forge Felwinter Peak we will now ascend Wielding Iron Gjallarhorn until the very end Oh I’ll never break you down Just as long as I can infuse your light Use you in every fight Tracking rounds there’s no evasions Exotic proxy detonations Year three high expectations Wolfpack Round detonations Explode you with Wolfpack Rounds I just want to explode You with Wolfpack Rounds I just want to explode Reference Materials: • Video